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Cartoon Network One Heart!

~ Kata iklan Honda tentang Cartoon Network
Cartoon Network
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Diluncurkan 1 Oktober 1992
Jaringan Turner
Pemilik Turner Broadcasting System
Format gambar ??
Slogan Don't be homo evil!
Motto Be haram cool
Negara Amerika Serikat
Eropa
Uni Soviet
Asia
Global
Afiliasi Global Group
Global Digital Company
Cartoon Newtrok Studios
Global Digital Studios
Time Warner
Kantor pusat TimeWarner Tower, Los Global
Saluran saudara Turner TV
WarnerTV
Toonami
Cartoonnito
HBO
Situs web Situs resmi
Ketersediaan
Terestrial
Internasional 77 UHF
Satelit
Indovision Channel 46
TransVision Channel ??
Yes TV Channel ??
Skynindo Channel ??
Aora TV Channel 77
Orange TV Channel ??
Global Vision Channel 47
CanalSAT Channel ??
Kabel
First Media Channel ??
ViVa+ Channel ??

Templat:StubAlasan

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Cartoon Network awalnya merupakan saluran yang menarik karena ada acara Bugs Bunny dkk. dan lain-lain, tapi lama-kelamaan jadi tidak bagus karena diisi acara alay dari Jepang, atau superhero tidak jelas, akhirnya mulai ditinggal oleh penggemarnya, tapi masih terkenal. Cartoon Network channel founded in October 1, 1992 - A division of Warner Bros. owned by AT&T.


Contents Funny Warner Bros. Animation Canadian co-productions Acquired programming Repeats of ended programming Original programming Upcoming programming Original programming Cartoon Network Studios Warner Bros. Animation Live-action and live-action/animated series Canadian co-productions European co-productions Cartoonito programming Original programming Cartoon Network Studios Warner Bros. Animation Acquired programming Former programming Former original programming Animated series Live-action and live-action/animated series Miniseries Former short series Former European co-productions Former Canadian co-productions Funny disney cartoon network nickelodeon - mickey mouse, Minnie mouse, Donald, daisy duck, goofy, pluto, Winnie the pooh, snow white, cinderella, toy story, lion king and others looney tunes merrie melodies tom and jerry batman dragon ball z pokemon chowder flapjack amazing world of gumball ben 10 xingo spongebob squarepants the loud house scratchpad scooby doo. acme. cntwo. brvr. solyentbrak1. tohad. teefury. teeturtle. dhowcer thefinebros cjowder jepmoyc flashgitz. tibbaw. hotdiggedydemon. poykpac. chewdor imsorryjon garfielf lasaga yayaep ch0wd3r ch0wder chowd3r chwoder wabbit chowdew chwdr rackaracka. gryffonmanic. baddwing. coolzdanethe5th. collegehumor flashgitz dorkly gumbino smg4 supermarioglitchy4 alltime10s. Kamp Koral. therichest. dark5tv. fiapjack jepmoyc. phantomstrider. blameitonjorge. beyondsciencetv. seeyareelsoon. wywds. animash. enyahtf98. sandiegoborn32. thedieingyoung. thehtfamv. ytpt. ecomog. ecomogtv2. fliqpy spengbab spengebab patolino pernalonga topolino topolin topolini topoline tplino toqolino t0p0l1n0 topolimo topolymo paperino qaqerino paperno paperio paperin paperini nimmie nouse nymmye nouze nyckei nouze nickey nouse myckei mouse micky 70p0l1n0 stevations fred fredburger regrubderf derf dzb dbz dbzs dbzi drajom baii z drgn bll z cragon nall dr4g0n b4ll dr490n 84ll z khowder khovder chowd chowde chowda 0Ɩ uǝq ch0wd3r redwohc khouder unykytti unikity choder chower cowder chowde chowdah chowd chowda unykytty umikitty un1k1tty un1k177y theangrygrandpashow boogie2988 abc3 jepmohc chomder chawder chowdur chowdor chowdir chiwder chouwder skodwarde daneboe gagfilms chovder flapjack flapjakc flapgack flaqjakc jumball zacthebear surmanreturns5th cumball qumball 9um84ll 9umb4ll skoobi doo zkoobi iooney ma15+ thedarkempire zkooby 5c008y d00 ton amd jerri 70m 4nd j3rry 847m4n b4tm4n batnam pocemon p0k3m0n d8z dhragon bhall z draqom ball z dracom ball z thedarkempire minne minni minie mynnye m1nn13 m0u53 m1ck3y m0u53 nykcei nouze mykcei mouze foxadhd chovvder phantomstrider chwdr HY DOLAN I NED 2 SHAVE K U AN BARROW MY RASOR IS THAT UR PUBI HAIR GOOBY PLS WATS ON THE TODAY MENU THANKS UNCLE DOLAN HEY GOOBY U WANA PLAY RAEP NO TX DOLAN THAS TEH SPIRIT GOOBY SUMTHING RONG WITH MY PET SNAKE OKAY DOLAN BUT IM IN A HURRY WAIT A SEC U DONT HAV A PET SNAKE GOOBY PLS GET OUT CAR AND TEL HOW FAR UNCEL CAN DRIV BAK OKEY K UNCOL U CAN STOP NOW HEY DOLAN GOOBY WATS UP U R Y U DO DIS GOOBY WANTS MIKL I DNT LIK MILK DOLAN GOOBY PLZ K FUN TAST IZ IT GOAT IS ACCUALY DOLAN'S MILK MOR FIRE UNECL DOLAN K FAK U UNECL DOLAN GOOBY HALP I NED A RIED TO MEXICO WULL OK DOLAN HOP IN CARR WAET A MINUT DID YU DO SUMTHN BAD EGEN GOOBY PRF AVOR GOOBY WAN COEM OVER AN EAT SUM JOOCY STEKS NO DOLAN AM LOOKING FOR GRLFRND CLARBELL COW YOU HAVN SEEN HER HAS YOU DOLAN GOOBY PLS IT'S GOOBY TIME PLS GOOBY PLS tio lu sacomoene creepsmcpasta gsmaestro Putonghua Flemish oneminutegalactica gryffonmanic tibbaw wabbit dvd dvds vhs laserdisc outworldz aaawww5tw thezapperita watchmojo mrdoctorvendetta 7h3 l0ud h0u53 tlh ioud houze ioud jouze l0ud 70u53 acme bloodblitz ivanbediting mlpmv rytp rytpt ytphtennis adultswimisevil loomey tumes ioomey tumez l00n3y 7un35 looni loone loony loomei tumez μιψκευ μοθσε λοονευ τθνεσ ψηοςδερ τηε λοθδ ηοθσε φλαπξαψκ γθμβαλλ μιννιε μοθσε δραγον βαλλ ζ мицкеѕ моусе минние моусе лоонеѕ тунес chowdew chewdor драгон балл з цхоњдер флапјацк тхе лоуд хоусе ьшслун ьщгыу ьшттшу ьщгыу дщщтун егтуы вкфпщт ифдд я еру дщгв рщгыу срщцвук адфзофсл пгьифдд imasaiyancayla Unikitty's Angry Rage wegulaw show alpacahawk.

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"This episode is dedicated to Sam Simon (One of the co-developers of "The Simpsons," along with James L. Brooks and Matt Groening), 1955-2015."


(We then cut to black and a quote)


'"Is it Ice Cream?"


-An old Springfield proverb-'


(We then cut to Jerk in front of the Universal Studios Hollywood entrance sign.)


Jerk: To all who come to this reasonably content place, welcome. I'm Some Jerk With A Camera! (We cut to the entrance archway for the park with the "Some Jerk With A Camera" Logo in the same style as "The Simpsons.") Universal hates itself! No, really, Universal hates itself.


Jerk (v/o): Oh, sure, they try to act confident. After all, they are one of only two Hollywood studios with the guts to get into the theme park business (Besides Disney) permanently (Paramount's Kings Island), domestically (WB Movie World in Australia and 20th Century Fox World in Malaysia), consenually (Disney-MGM Studios). But, beneath that veneer of confidence, Universal knows it is but a shell of itself; (as the Universal logo music deflates in the background) a fraud, a phony, a charlatan that can't handle the theme park business alone.


(Cut to Jerk, riding the Starway escalator to the Lower lot)


Jerk: Depression is a terrible disease like any other, and if corporations were people, it stands to reason that they would develop the ailments of regular 'people' people. I mean, it's got all the symptoms; weight gain (We then cut to the under construction "Wizarding World of Harry Potter"), mood swings (We cut to split screen clips of "We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story!" and "Schindler's List" (both two projects from Steven Spielberg's Amblin Entertainment) with "We're Back" given the caption "November 1993" and "Schindler's List" with "December 1993"), denial (Cut to a commercial for the park with a walk-around a character of Marylin Monroe), and abusive behavior towards loved ones. (Cut to a poster for the film adaptation of "50 Shades Of Grey") Not to mention, the only movies they've ever made about theme parks are disaster movies, where everything goes horribly wrong and hundreds of tourists get horribly killed! clevertv tapped out lego dimensions sandiegoborn32 xingo sonic.exe giygas strangling why you little strangles τριχοθσ οφ χορρορ ɐɯɐɹnʇnꓞ ɐɯɐɹnʇnɟ ɒmɒɿυɈυꟻ ɒmɒɿυɈυʇ ɻnϝnʁɑwɑ Էnϝnʁɑwɑ ᐃᓄᒃᑎᑐᑦ inuktitut τρεεηοθσε οφ ηορρορ τrεεhουsε οf hοrrοr s4videos тгееһоuѕе оf һоггог wtf boom allakhu akbar mlg sfm gmod dr doctor octagonapus deranged woman screaming sound effects imma firin mah lazer Humans of Earth, I come in peace. You need not fear me, I mean you no harm. However, it is important to note that most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. The few of you that do survive will be enslaved and experimented upon. You should, in no way, take any of this personally. It's just business. So to recap, I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die. Gallaxhar out. Greetings, sub-life-forms of Earth. I am Captain Mozar of the Triceraton Empire. Let it be known, your planet is infested with Kraang an insidious alien bent on mutating Earth into their own home world. We Triceratons will eliminate these hideous aliens, freeing you of their vile plans. Unfortunately, your Earth will be annihilated as well. That is all. And, please, have a nice day. Fair? I'll tell you what's not fair: Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, finally my waiting has paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now! трихоус оф хоррор трихаус оф хорор горор горрор itchy and scratchy earrape banksy YOU-LAZY NO-GOOD SLACKERS DRIVE ME NUTS!!! CAN'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME ONCE IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES?! 'CAUSE IF YOU DID, YOU'D SEE I'M TRYING TO TEACH YOU SOME SIMPLE RESPONSIBILITY, SOME PRIDE IN DOING A JOB WELL DONE!! BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A JOB WELL DONE IF YOU PAID SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU, AND EVEN THEN YOU'D SCREW IT ALL UP ON THE ACCOUNT THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE SIMPLEST OF INSTRUCTIONS, WORRYING MORE ABOUT LOOKING COOL THAN DOING YOUR JOB!!! clevertv screenrant. Alright, you two! OUT! And don't even think about dragging your empty skulls around here for the rest of the day! Or tomorrow! Or next week! Squidward, does that include…? YES, IT DOES! Gee, Patrick, do you think Squidward was trying to tell us something? YES, I WAS! You call yourselves good neighbors?! You're the worst neighbors ever! You don't deserve to wear those fezzes! Gee, Pat, maybe President Squidward's right. Yeah, I guess we aren't good neighbors after all. NO, YOU AREN'T! YOU'RE HORRIBLE NEIGHBORS! And stop calling me president! - Seth MacFarlane and Matt Groening's two most TV shows and episodes including The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror and Family Guy Star Wars in were created 1990 and 2007 respectively. 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And no internet! No Angry Birds! No Angry Birds for Android! No Kindle! No Zune! No TiVo! No Roku! No Pronto! No Pixi! No Swidget! No PlayPad! No Migo! No Linkster! No Tickle Me Elmo! No Texas hold'em with seven grown-up gamblers who somehow got into your room! No dressing up as Al Sharpton! Listen you crustaceous cheapskate! Squidward's been living at my house, driving me crazy! And you're not going to hire him back ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME! ex515 'Member which way we're going? I 'member. Hey hey, 'member the Ewok village? Oh I 'member! I 'member 'Member 'member! Oh shit, hang on. Hey you, shut the fuck up! Yeah, we're gonna kill you, 'member? Oh, I 'member. Oh, 'member this song? Sure, I 'member. I love this song, it was fanta'tic, 'member? Oh I 'member. Oh I love it when you 'member! 'Member! 'Member? {| class="article-table"

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Warner Bros. Animation Title Premiere date Current season Note(s) Teen Titans Go! April 23, 2013 6 [2][a] DC Super Hero Girls March 8, 2019 1 [2][a][3]

Canadian co-productions Title Premiere date Current season Note(s) Total DramaRama September 1, 2018 3 [4] Bakugan: Battle Planet December 23, 2018 2 [a][5][6]

Acquired programming Title Premiere date Current season Note(s) Ninjago December 2, 2011 13 [a][7] Power Players September 21, 2019 1 [2][8]

Repeats of ended programming Original programming Title Premiere date Finale date(s) Date(s) rerun Note(s) The Amazing World of Gumball May 3, 2011 June 24, 2019 2019–present [2]

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dslogo Upcoming programming Original programming Cartoon Network Studios Title Premiere date Note(s) We Baby Bears 2021 [9] Unicorn: Warriors Eternal [b][10] Gross Girls TBA [11][12]

Warner Bros. Animation Title Premiere date Note(s) Tiny Toons Looniversity 2021 [b][10][13] Teen Titans Go! The Night Begins to Shine TBA [11]

Live-action and live-action/animated series Title Premiere date Note(s) Tweety Mysteries TBA [11][14] Family Mash-Up TBA [11][15]

Canadian co-productions Title Premiere date Note(s) Total Drama Island (revival) TBA [b][11]

European co-productions Title Premiere date Note(s) The Heroic Quest of the Valiant Prince Ivandoe 2021 [16] Jade Armor 2022 [b][11][17]

Cartoonito programming Original programming Cartoon Network Studios Title Premiere date Note(s) Jessica's Big Little World TBA [11]

Warner Bros. Animation Title Premiere date Note(s) Batwheels 2021 [b][18] Little Ellen [b][19] Unlimited Squirrels! [b][10][13] Bugs Bunny Builders [11] Tom and Jerry Junior TBA [11]

Acquired programming Title Premiere date Note(s) Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go Fall 2021 [20] Mush-Mush and the Mushables [11] Ladybird Lu TBA [11] Lucas the Spider [21]

Former programming Former original programming Animated series See also: Cartoon Cartoons

Title Premiere date Finale date(s) Date(s) rerun Note(s) The Moxy Show December 5, 1993 December 25, 1995 1995–96 Space Ghost Coast to Coast April 15, 1994 July 22, 2001 2001 [c] What a Cartoon! February 20, 1995 November 28, 1997 (as main show)

August 23, 2002

(as collective series)

2002–03; 2005–08[22] [d][2] Dexter's Laboratory April 28, 1996 November 20, 2003 2003–08; 2012–14 [e][f][2] Johnny Bravo July 14, 1997 August 27, 2004 2004–08; 2012–14 Cow and Chicken July 15, 1997 July 24, 1999 1999–2003; 2005–07; 2009; 2012–13 I Am Weasel September 16, 1999 1999–2003; 2005–07; 2009; 2012–13 The Powerpuff Girls (original series) November 18, 1998 March 25, 2005 2005–14 Ed, Edd n Eddy January 4, 1999 November 8, 2009 2009–14 [f][2] Mike, Lu & Og November 12, 1999 May 27, 2001 2001–04 [2] Courage the Cowardly Dog November 22, 2002 2002–15 [e][f][2] Sheep in the Big City November 17, 2000 April 7, 2002 2002 Time Squad June 8, 2001 November 26, 2003 2003–05 Samurai Jack August 10, 2001 September 25, 2004 2004–05; 2008; 2012 [c][2] Grim & Evil August 24, 2001 October 31, 2003 2003; 2005–08; 2012–13[23][24] [e][f] Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones? July 12, 2002 November 14, 2003 2003–2008 [e] Codename: Kids Next Door December 6, 2002 January 21, 2008 2008–14 [f][2] The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy June 13, 2003 November 9, 2007 2007–10; 2012–14; 2017 Evil Con Carne July 11, 2003 October 22, 2004 2004–07; 2012–13 [e][f][2] Star Wars: Clone Wars November 7, 2003 March 26, 2005 2005 Megas XLR May 1, 2004 January 15, 2005 2005–06 Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends August 13, 2004 May 3, 2009 2009–14 [f][2] Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi November 19, 2004 June 27, 2006 2006 The Life and Times of Juniper Lee May 30, 2005 April 9, 2007 2007–10 [2] Camp Lazlo July 8, 2005 March 27, 2008 2008–10; 2012–14 [f][2] Sunday Pants October 2, 2005 October 30, 2005 2005–06 My Gym Partner's a Monkey December 26, 2005 November 27, 2008 2008–10; 2012–13 [f] Ben 10 (original series) December 27, 2005 April 15, 2008 2008–10; 2012–13; 2016; 2017 [2] Squirrel Boy May 27, 2006 September 27, 2007 2007–08; 2009 Class of 3000 November 3, 2006 May 25, 2008 2008-10 Chowder November 2, 2007 August 7, 2010 2010–14 [f][2] Transformers: Animated December 26, 2007 May 23, 2009 2009–10 [g] Ben 10: Alien Force April 18, 2008 March 26, 2010 2010–12 The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack June 5, 2008 August 31, 2010 2010–14 [f][2] The Secret Saturdays October 3, 2008 January 30, 2010 2010–12 [2] Ben 10: Ultimate Alien April 23, 2010 March 31, 2012 2012–13 Generator Rex January 3, 2013 2013–14 Adventure Time April 5, 2010 September 3, 2018 2018; 2019; 2020 [2][h] Regular Show September 6, 2010 January 16, 2017 2017; 2018; 2019 [2] Sym-Bionic Titan September 17, 2010 April 9, 2011 2011 [h] Robotomy October 25, 2010 January 24, 2011 The Problem Solverz April 4, 2011 March 30, 2013[note 1] 2011–12 [i] Secret Mountain Fort Awesome August 1, 2011 March 29, 2012 2012–13 Ben 10: Omniverse August 1, 2012 November 14, 2014 2014 [2] Uncle Grandpa September 2, 2013 June 30, 2017 N/A Steven Universe November 4, 2013 January 21, 2019 2019 Mixels February 12, 2014 October 1, 2016 2016–17 Clarence April 14, 2014 June 24, 2018 N/A We Bare Bears July 27, 2015 May 27, 2019 2019–20 The Powerpuff Girls (2016) April 4, 2016 June 16, 2019 N/A [2] Mighty Magiswords September 29, 2016 May 17, 2019 N/A Ben 10 (2017) April 10, 2017 Tomorrow (April 11, 2021) TBA [2][25][26] OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes August 1, 2017 September 6, 2019 2019 Summer Camp Island July 7, 2018 July 21, 2019 2019 [j][27][2] Infinity Train August 5, 2019 January 10, 2020 2020 [j][28] Steven Universe Future December 7, 2019 March 27, 2020 N/A

Live-action and live-action/animated series Title Premiere date Finale date Date(s) rerun Note(s) Big Bag June 2, 1996 May 31, 1998 1998–2001 [k] Out of Jimmy's Head September 14, 2007 May 29, 2008 2008 [k][2] BrainRush June 20, 2009 July 22, 2009 2009 [29] Bobb'e Says August 19, 2009 September 23, 2009 Destroy Build Destroy June 9, 2009 September 17, 2011 2011–12 The Othersiders June 17, 2009 October 30, 2009 2009 Dude, What Would Happen August 19, 2009 September 21, 2011 2011–12 Tower Prep October 16, 2010 December 28, 2010 2010–11 Level Up January 24, 2012 February 19, 2013 2013 The High Fructose Adventures of Annoying Orange May 28, 2012 March 17, 2014 2014 [k] Incredible Crew December 31, 2012 April 11, 2013 2013–14 [29]

Miniseries Title Premiere date Finale date Date(s) rerun Note(s) Over the Garden Wall November 3, 2014 November 7, 2014 2014–17 Adventure Time: Stakes November 16, 2015 November 19, 2015 2016–18 Long Live the Royals November 30, 2015 December 3, 2015 2015 Adventure Time: Islands January 30, 2017 February 2, 2017 2018 Adventure Time: Elements April 24, 2017 April 27, 2017 2018 Clarence's Stormy Sleepover June 5, 2017 June 9, 2017 2017

Former short series Title Year(s) aired Note(s) Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends shorts 2006–07 [30][31] My Gym Partner's a Monkey shorts 2006–08 Billy's Birthday Shorties 2006 Camp Lazlo shorts 2006–08 The Life and Times of Juniper Lee shorts 2006–07 Irwin Hearts Mandy 2007 The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack shorts [32] The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy shorts [30][31] Ben 10 shorts 2008–12 Squirrel Boy shorts 2008 Nacho Bear 2008–10 [32] Calling Cat-22! 2008–09 Big Baby B.A.E.: The Bremen Avenue Experience The Talented Mr. Bixby Hot Dog TV 2010 Track Rats [29] La'Antz and Derek 2010–11 Teddy Blue Eyes 2010 Rad Roach 2010–11 The Swashbuckling Perils of the Adventures of the Men & Jeremy OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes 2016 Get 'Em Tommy! 2016–17 DIY 2018

Former European co-productions Title Year(s) aired Note(s) The Cramp Twins 2004–08 Robotboy 2005–13 Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes 2008–11 Chop Socky Chooks 2008–10 Hero: 108 2010–13 [2]

Former Canadian co-productions Title Year(s) aired Note(s) Storm Hawks 2007–09 [l] George of the Jungle 2007–09

My wife is Barney now. Why aren't I sad? What is my character arc in this episode? Marge. Marge, I have no character arc! Marge! Mmmm I am your character arc! You better get one! Mmmmmmmm I will love you forever Forever I am your wife B-But Marge! No butts Bring me head of pig Bring me eggs Only eggs can sustain me

All Donald Duck and Chip 'n' Dale cartoons (Donald chasing Chip 'n' Dale), Disaster films, Final Destination films, The Divide (2011), Rec (film), Zombie movies, The Tracey Ullman Show - The Simpsons Shorts (all Homer says Why you Little and Why those Little shorts), Attack on Titan (2015 Movie), World War Z (2013 Movie), Train to Busan (2016), Train to Busan 2, San Andreas (2015), Dragon Ball Z episodes (all DBZ Fighting and Kamehameha episodes), Sharknado films, Star Wars The Old Republic Cinematic Trailers, Twister (1996), Paranormal Activity films, Annoying Orange (episodes) (all Annoying Orange deaths), Horror movies, Mario all video games (Mario rescues Bowser's kidnap Peach), The Simpsons Game (2007), Hunky and Spunky (1938), all Popeye, Olive Oyl and Bluto cartoons (Popeye rescues Bluto's kidnap Olive), all Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse and Pete cartoons (Mickey rescues Pete's kidnap Minnie), Shrek 4D (2003), Supernatural episodes, Regular Show episodes, Saw movies, Geostorm (2017), Legion (2010), Alice in Wonderland (2010), Greenland (2020), Buried (2010), Happy Tree Friends episodes, Dragon Ball Z episode - A Hot, Unbounded Battle (Goku vs. Vegeta) (December 13, 1989), The Simpsons episode - Treehouse of Horror VI (October 29, 1995), Mad TV - Clops 1-5, Futurama episode - The Sting (June 1, 2003), Justice League Unlimited episode - The Once and Future Thing, Part One: Weird Western Tales (January 22, 2005), Justice League Unlimited episode - The Once and Future Thing, Part Two: Time, Warped (January 29, 2005), SpongeBob SquarePants episode - Good Neighbors (May 20, 2005), Justice League Unlimited episode - The Balance (May 28, 2005), The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy episode - My Fair Mandy (July 29, 2005), South Park episode - Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow (October 19, 2005), My Gym Partner's a Monkey episode - Inoculation Day (December 26, 2005), Family Guy episode - Petergeist (May 7, 2006), Ben 10 episode - Ben 10,000 (November 25, 2006), The Simpsons episode - Treehouse of Horror XVIII (November 4, 2007), South Park Imaginationland The Movie (2008), South Park episode - Pandemic (October 22, 2008), South Park episode - Pandemic 2: The Startling (October 29, 2008), South Park episode - The Ring (March 11, 2009), Monsters vs. Aliens (2009), The Simpsons episode - Treehouse of Horror XX (October 18, 2009), 2012 (2009 Movie), South Park episode - Pee (November 18, 2009), South Park episode - You Have 0 Friends (April 7, 2010), Shaun the Sheep episodes - Cheetah Cheater (December 7, 2009), Everything Must Go (December 14, 2009), Cock-a-Doodle Shaun (May 19, 2010) and An Ill Wind (December 14, 2010), South Park episode - HumancentiPad (April 27, 2011), South Park episode - Royal Pudding (May 11, 2011), South Park episode - T.M.I. (May 18, 2011), Regular Show episode - Think Positive (January 30, 2012), The Cleveland Show episode - American Prankster (April 15, 2012), Family Guy episode - Yug Ylimaf (November 11, 2012), Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated episode - Come Undone (April 5, 2013), American Dad! episode - Poltergasm (October 6, 2013), Family Guy episode - Life of Brian (November 24, 2013), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) episode - Annihilation: Earth! (September 27, 2015), South Park episodes - Members Only (November 16, 2016), Not Funny (November 30, 2016), The End of Serialization as We Know It (December 7, 2016), Time to Got Cereal (November 7, 2018) and Nobody Got Cereal? (November 14, 2018), RackaRacka videos, K-Fee 9 Screamer Commercials (2004) and Angry Video Game Nerd episodes - Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout (August 7, 2007/February 16, 2009) and Bugs Bunny's Crazy Castle (August 5, 2009/March 15, 2011).


(Examples shown are "Rollercoaster," "Jaws 3D," and "Jurassic World." We then cut to the "Universal" Logo.)


Announcer/Jerk (v/o): Universal: "Can you Identify this corpse?"


(We then cut to a clip from "The Simpsons," the family is taking a road trip.)


Bart and Lisa Simpson: Are we there yet?


Homer Simpson: No.


Bart and Lisa: Are we there yet?


Homer: No.


Bart and Lisa: Are we there yet?


Homer: No.


(Cut back to Jerk.)


Jerk: How did this theme park develop such intense self-loathng? Well, I dare say, standing in the shadow of a rodent would make anyone feel small.


Jerk (v/o): Disneyland is the happiest place on our planet, Universal is that planet (The logo is the Earth). But somehow, it's only the entertainment capital of a city it's not even technically in. (the marketing headline is, "The entertainment capital of LA," it's in Universal City, CA. which is still part of Los Angeles County.) Disney has always been "Little Mouse Perfect," hasn't it? It hooks the masses in their youth and follows them to their graves with parks that rely almost entirely on properties Disney owns or buys out eventually ("Star Wars"). Disney is the beautiful, pure, and perfect princess Molly Ringwald, while Universal...


(Cut to a clip from "The Breakfast Club.")


Universal/Allison Reynolds: I'm a nymphomaniac.


Jerk (v/o): ...gets in bed with any intellectual property that will have it (examples are "Men In Black," "Beetlejuice," "Harry Potter," "Terminator," "Transformers," and "Shrek"), including ones Disney buys out (Marvel). And lately, it's gotten so depressed, that it's decided to just stay in and play video games (Universal is going to do rides and attractions based off of Nintendo properties). And it slaps its own logo on a park with all that stuff, as if to say, "Yeah, but they're really All Universal movies. They all take place on planet Earth , right? And that's us, so they're ours.


(Cut to another clip from "The Breakfast Club.")


Universal/Allison Reynolds: I'm not a nymphomaniac, I'm a compulsive liar.


(Cut back to the Simpsons on their road trip.)


Bart and Lisa: Are we there yet?


Homer: No.


(While Homer is changing a tire.)


Bart and Lisa: Are we there yet?


Homer: No!


(While driving at night)


Bart and Lisa: Are we there yet?


Homer: (After being woken by Marge Simpson) Huh? No!


Jerk: And that's the root of this park's depression. It knows that objectively, it doesn't really have a reason to exist. I mean, think about it, it's not that strong of a brand name. Kids don't watch the Universal Channel, The Nostalgia Critic doesn't do Universcember, and whenever Universal, somehow, does stumble upon its own successful franchise that kids are really into (He walks by a poster of a Minion from "Despicable Me"), it has this annoying habit of SQUEEZING EVERY LAST DROP OF LIFE OUT OF THAT FRANCHISE, LIKE LENNY (from "Of Mice and Men") STROKING A PUPPY TOO HARD!!! (Cut to Jerk outside of the ride, Despicable Me: Minion Mayhem.) Oh, it's coming. Someday, when the 2010s are but a nostalgic memory and the kids of today pause for a moment from staring into the depressing abyss of adulthood, to finally remember those wacky "Despicable Me" movies they used to go see, (Points behind him) this will still be standing, confusing the hell out of their kids. Oh, you don't believe me? Tell you what, right now, go to "Universal Studios Florida" and ask all the kids playing at "Fievel's Playland" (a playground based off of "An American Tail: Fievel Goes West"), who the fuck Fievel is. (A caption pops up, saying "Do not actually do that unless you enjoy prison") But, I'm sure those of you who read this link before clicking on it are asking, "what does any of this have to do with 'The Simpsons?'"


(Cut back to the road trip.)


Bart and Lisa: Are we there yet?


Homer: NO!


(Cut to the family parked outside a rest stop. Bart and Lisa are outside a bathroom)


Bart and Lisa: (To Homer, in the bath room) Are we there yet?


Homer (v/o): (From in the bathroom) NO!


(Cut to them back in the car, stuck in traffic by the "Hollywood" sign.)


Bart and Lisa: Are we there yet?


Homer: NOOO!


Jerk (v/o): When “Back to the Future: The Ride” closed, I was sorry to see it go, but it wasn’t really a surprise; that 2015 scene was literally getting less futuristic everyday. Still, there was no reason they couldn’t just update the ride like Disney updated Star Tours, it’s still one of their most beloved franchises ever and Christopher Lloyd is still alive and working. Hell, he still plays Doc Brown every now and then. But, for some reason, Universal completely lost faith in one of the most celebrated stories it ever brought to the screen. The ride that helped put the park on the map wasn’t good enough anymore once the cool kids (“The Simpsons”) expressed interest Universal hated itself so much, it gutted an e-ticket all its own so that it could pay royalties to Rupert Murdoch (CEO of News Co. that owns Fox), who would get in bed with the enemy, one year later. (The American Idol Experience at Walt Disney World) All for a theme park disaster movie with the narrative that theme parks are death traps.

(Cut to Jerk in front of a picture of Comic Book Guy wearing Marty McFly’s 2015 jacket.)


Jerk: It would have been nice to see if “The Simpsons” and “Back to the Future” could’ve coexisted in peace and harmony with Bart and Marty skateboarding together off into the sunset, but…


(Cut to a clip from “Back to the Future: Part III”)


Marty McFly: Nobody calls me yellow!


(Caption pops up: “#Racist!”)


Jerk (v/o): Seriously, have you noticed how many yellow characters Universal has? It’s weird, right? Is yellow just an appealing color or are the executives secretly yellow supremacists or something? I don’t know.


(We are shown images of the Simpsons, Minions, Bumblebee from Transformers, SpongeBob, the Man in Yellow from “Curious George,” Dr. Suess’ Sneetches, Carlos and Phil from “Hop,” and then parody ones like a yellow Nintendo DS, The Cheat from “Homestar Runner,” we then get parody rides with yellow characters like Sarlington Butler with “Wonder Showzen: The Ride,” Silk Spectre II with “Watchmen: the ride,” Beatrix Kiddo aka The Bride with “Kill Bill: Crazy 88 Mayhem,” Roark Junior with “Sin City: Rip Ride Rockit.” And Scud: the Disposable Assassin in “Scud: The Disposable Attraction.”)


Jerk (v/o): Anyway, ever since the salad days of “Do the Bartman,” “The Simpsons” have been courted for theme park rights by various parties. Even Disney offered to exploit them for a cheap character meet and greet show at Disney-MGM. But, the show’s producers wisely knew they deserved better.


(Cut to an interview with “Simpsons” creator, Matt Groening)


Matt Groening: Marketing “The Simpsons” on t-shirts and mugs, yeah, we could do that, but it would be wrong.


Jerk (v/o): They were sitting on, arguably, the greatest lead “The Sinbad Show” ever had and they knew it! And they refused to be bought out for anything less than (Talks like Lyle Landly from the “Monorail” episode) “a genuine, bonafide, electrified 6 car ride” of some sort, the exact number of cars was negotiable.


Jerk: And James L. Brooks has maintained the same policy on all his shows.


(Cut to the intro to “Taxi” (Which James L. Brooks co-created), which sees the a pov of the back of a car going across the Queensboro Bridge, followed by a Taxi. A caption reads “The Taxi Ride” followed by the credits of the actors doe the show.)


Jerk (v/o): WOOHOO, “TAXI” SIMULATOR! IT FEELS LIKE I’M ACTUALLY LOOKING AT A TAXI! THIS IS AWESOME! WOW, THE 3D IS AMAZING! IT’S LIKE I’M REALLY LOOKING AT DANNY DEVITO’S NAME! WOO, MARILU HENNER!


(A display from the ”Back to the Future: Ride” Delorean, with the Flux Capacitor, Time-circuit display, and a monitor with Jim Ignatowski (played by Christopher Lloyd) from “Taxi”)


Jim Ignatowski: For no reason at all, I'll suddenly see something happening in the future and it usually comes true.


(Cut to clips from “Simpson episodes”)


Jerk (v/o): Finally, Gracie Films signed with…


Marge Simpson: SeaWorld?


Bart: No.


Homer: Disney World?


Bart: (Shakes his head) Uh-uh.


Dan Conners: Gator World?


Bart: ‘Fraid not.


Lisa: Universal Studios?


(Cut to a poster for ‘The Simpsons Ride” of the family having a rotten time.)


Homer (v/o): Stupid Lisa!


Jerk (v/o): Christopher Lloyd was replaced with Dan Castellaneta, again (Dan Casrellaneta voiced Doc Brown in "Back to the Future: The Series"), as our favorite family moved into the motion simulators in Doc Brown's OMNIMAX domes, 'cause you know, last time they were under a dome went so well for them (In "The Simpsons Movie"), and "The Simpsons Ride" was born. Although, of course, any authentic "Simpsons Ride" would go on about three times too long to throw in a few too many guest stars.


(Cut to clip from the pre-show of "The Simpsons Ride")


Doctor Emmett L. Brown: (To Prof. Frink) You idiot, you ruined everything!


(Cut to Jerk by the Delorean in the NBC Universal Experience.)


Jerk: Literally no reason why they couldn't just bring back "Back to the..." (Tries to subside his anger) Letting it go.


Jerk (v/o): Originally, they wanted to base the ride's story around a field trip to the nuclear power plant, which would've fit the look of the institute much better. Hell, they could have even made those giant IMAX buildings look like the cooling towers. But voice actor Harry Shearer apparently demanded too much money for Universal's liking, and no Harry Shearer means no Mr. Burns, no Smithers, no (Principal) Skinner, no Otto, no (Ned) Flanders, no (Reverend) Lovejoy, no (Doctor) Hibbert, no Jasper, no Kent Brockman, no Herman, no God (God on the Simpsons), and perhaps most tragic of all, no Lenny.


Bart and Lisa: (sad) NOT LENNY!


Jerk (v/o): And since you'd need at least half of those for a proper field trip to the power plant episode, the new premise is that Krusty the Clown bought the Institute of Future Technology and turned it into Krustyland, a massive indoor theme park. Jeez, even Disney can make that work (Disney Quest). And we're all about to partake in its signature ride, along with this randomly selected, average, suburban family (The Simpsons); an astronaut (Homer), an ex-con (Marge), a future president (Lisa), a baby who shot a man (Maggie), and the "I didn't do it" kid (Bart).


(Cut to the pre-show, Krusty is taking to the Simpsons)


Krusty: And you can pick one other group to come with you.


Bart: (Points at us) How about these guys?


Krusty: Eh, sure, whatever, they look clean.


(Cut to a clip from "A Hard Days Night.")


John Lennon: Are you?

(Cut to Jerk in a gift shop for “Transformers: The Ride.”)

Jerk: And the eight passenger DeLoreans have now been transformed into the most terrifyingly dangerous vehicles in the history of mankind: vehicles controlled by Kelsey Grammer.


(Cut to a promo video for the ride, first with the Simpsons screaming when they see him, in the ride car. We then cut to Kelsey Grammer, who voices longtime Simpsons antagonist, Sideshow Bob.)


Kelsey Grammer: Sideshow Bob is featured in this ride. Um, he pretty much is the ride.


Jerk (v/o): That’s right, Krusty’s age-old nemesis has once again escaped from tossing salads and scrambling eggs in prison commandeer “Krust-iversal Studios.”


(Cut to the pre-show, where Krusty has a gun pointed at him by Sideshow Bob disguised as a Scratchy character.)


Krusty: What do you want?


Sideshow Bob: (Takes off the cat head to reveal his identity) A dish, best served cold.


Homer: Is it ice cream?


Sideshow Bob: (Angry) NO, REVENGE!


Jerk (v/o): In other words, Kelsey Grammer, the third highest paid actor in the history of television, apparently demanded less money for this than the bassist from “Spinal Tap” (Who is played by Harry Shearer).


(Cut to the entrance for “The Simpsons Ride” with a sign for the ride plus a sign saying “Starring the bassist from Spinal Tap,” below the main sign. Jerk is playing Jeanine Pettibone in “This is Spinal Tap,” David St. Hubbins' girlfriend, which is just Jerk wearing a cowboy hat and speaking in a cockney accent.)


Jeanine/Jerk: If I’ve told them once, I told them a hundred times to put “Bassist from Spinal Tap” first and “Simpsons: Ride” last.


(Cut to a clip from “This is Spinal Tap.”)


Derek Smalls: It’s a morale builder, isn’t it?


(Jerk, still dressed as Jeanine, breaks character and looks at the audience.)


Jerk: Incidentally, Harry Shearer also refused to participate in either of these commercials, one due to scheduling conflicts and the other because he found out the product can cause leukemia. See if you can guess which is which!


(Cut to the commercial break, we then cut to footage of the backstage scene from “This is Spinal Tap.”)


Announcer/Jerk (v/o): Coming this summer to Cedar Point, just outside Cleveland…


Derek Smalls (v/o): HELLO, CLEVELAND!


Announcer/Jerk (v/o): …it’s “The is Spinal Tap: The Ride!” WALK through a queue that looks just like a confusing backstage area, GAZE in amazement at the animatronic janitor giving directions, and the RIDE, literally, NO RIDE! “This is Spinal Tap: The Lack of Ride,” coming only to “Hard Rock Park!” (In a small voice so no one will notice.) Derek Smalls is now played by Kelsey Grammer.

Hard Rock Park was an ill-fated amusement park in Myrtle Beach that opened in 2008 and only lasted for 6 months due to financial troubles, then opened again a year later under the name Freestyle Music Park, and then closed for good after that season ended.


(Cut to the intro for “The Simpsons”)


Jerk (v/o): “The Simpsons Ride” opened on both coasts in May of 2008 and immediately became one of the top two carnival themed rides on both coasts that summer based on an iconic cartoon from the 90s and involving a character played by Kelsey Grammer. (“Toy Story: Midway Mania!”) Weird.


(Cut to Homer driving Buzz Lightyear in a bus)


Homer: I’m gonna hide you where there’s no one around for miles; Disney’s California Adventure!


Jerk (v/o): The queue (For “The Simpsons Ride”) perfectly captures the look and feel of a cheap Springfield-ian theme park, right down to dressing the cast members (Park staff for the ride) as (Beat) Waldo. (They wear red and white striped shirts that say “Sideshow” and their nametag beneath that.) And they put the word “Sideshow” on everyone’s shirt, because originally, they wanted it on everyone’s nametag.


Jerk: Here’s how that conversation went with the nametag people.


(We cut to Jerk playing 3 people; Nametag Guy, Shirt Guy, and possibly Matt Groening or himself, in the gift show for “The Simpsons Ride.” Matt Groening/Jerk is by “Smpsons” plush toys, Nametag Guy by nametags and just has his hair tied, and Shirt Guy by the shirts and he’s not wearing his glasses.)


Nametag Guy: (In a dull sounding voice, bewildered) “Sideshow’s” not a name.


Matt Groening/Jerk: Yeah, but, all of Krusty’s sidekicks have “Sideshow” before their names. Sideshow Bob, Sideshow Mel, Sideshow Luke Perry, it…it’d be fun to continue that tradition.


Nametag Guy: But “Sideshow’s” not a name.


Matt Groening/Jerk: (Starting to get frustrated) I know, but the idea is that this is Krusty’s theme park…


Nametag guy: Nametags are for names, “Sideshow’s” not a name.


MG/Jerk: If you could just open your mind a tiny…


Nametag guy: We could put it on a shirt, shirt could say anything.


MG/Jerk: Okay, (Turns to Shirt Guy) shirt department, instead of name tags, can we put “Sideshow Name’” on every shirt?


Shirt Guy: (Confused) You want the word “Sideshow Name” on 500 shirts?


MG/Jerk: (Getting more frustrated) No, every shirt should have a different name.


Shirt Guy: You can’t make every shirt different, you brainless Claude, they’re not nametags.


Nametag Guy: Yeah, you cannot not have nametags, how else would you tag names?


Shirt Guy: I know, we’ll “Sid

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Acara pengisi waktu wajib. Acara pengisi waktu adalah acara yang mengisi waktu yang seharusnya dipakai oleh acara sebelumnya, tapi malah selesai lebih cepat. Untuk sinopsisnya baca di artikel Tom and Jerry. Diperebutkan oleh semua saluran anak-anak di Asia, sayang Animax dan Nickelodeon tidak mau menayangkannya karena mereka sudah punya acara pengisi waktu tersendiri yaitu Hentai di Animax yang tayang setiap akhir pekan di jam 22 dan Nickelodeon menayangkan Avatar:The Legend of Korra yang diulang-ulang terus sampai penontonnya kembali nonton Avatar:The legend of Aang ketimbang liat The Legend of Korra (padahal Korra toge lho!, atau penontonnya ya yang homo?)

Scooby Doo[sunting]

Kisah mengenai seekor anjing peliharaan Shaggy serta para koleganya (Velma, Daphne, & Fred), Scooby mempunyai keponakannya yaitu Scrappy.

The Powerpuff Girls[sunting]

Kisah 3 orang gadis yang berasal dari selingkuhan Bapakmu yang melindungi Dunia Gendeng. Mereka adalah saingan Boboiboy & Totally Spies.

The Grim Adventure of Billy and Mandy[sunting]

Dexter's Laboratory[sunting]

Ben 10[sunting]

Kisah tentang bocah 10 tahun yang bisa mengubah dirinya jadi 10 alien / lebih.

Codename : Kids Next Door[sunting]

Kisah tentang Pasukan Konco Bocah melawan Kamen Rider Roy & Ultraman Gaiuz terdiri dari :

  • Numbuh 1/ Nigel Uno = pemimpin Sok bijak dan goblok, berkepala botak kayak Aang , sok cool, hobi ngupil .
  • Numbuh 2/ hoekhoekgi giligan = Melar dan gembrot, pake baju pilot pesawat boeing buatan china, cocok buat perbaikin TV LED supaya Nigel bisa nonton bokep tiap tahun.
  • Numbuh 3/ Kukikik sambalado = Orangnya Autis, suka teriak teriak ga jelas di taman dolly, suka boneka lutung warna warni ga jelas , berisik dan cerewet sampe wally dan nigel kesel .kalo gak diturutin kemauannya orangnya ngamuk.
  • Numbuh 5/ Wally bin warik beetles = Otaku galge yg rakus, orangnya mesum , suka ngintipin Kuki mandi , sering ditimpuk oleh kuki karna dituduh nyolong BHnya.
  • Numbuh 5/ Abby lincoln = tanya aja sama orangnya .

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi[sunting]

Serial ini bercerita seorang otaku cilik yang tinggal di Terplandia.

We Bare Bears[sunting]

Kartun ini mengikuti kisah tiga beruang bersaudara, Grizzly, Panda, dan Ice Bear, dan usaha canggung mereka untuk mengintegrasikan diri dengan dunia manusia di Wilayah Teluk San Francisco.

Daftar Penonton Cartoon Network[sunting]