Bahasa Sunda
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Eurosport telah menyatakan, bahwa Bahasa Sunda, adalah artikel yang tidak sesuai dengan ajarannya. | |
Bahasa Sunda dapat menyebabkan HOMO LOE, SOMPRET, PUTAIN, FICKEN, PUTA, CURNUT, SKURWYSYN, СВОЛОЧЬ, KALEMPONG MANGANAI, TAILASO, dan ONTOHOD SIA bagi Eurosport, Greg Van Apes Met, Tilang Lerak Misuh Lawar Cuka, Emi Lilin Jaka Keling, Rino Van Horas, Soren Olsen Andersen, Debora Meintjes, George Hirsch, Penelope Ledanois, Marcel Klee, Shirley Evans, Oliver Jelinek, Rieke Salmon, Paul Weber, Lyudmila Mironova, Karel Poborsky dan Heloise Yusuf. | |
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After heavy reviews, discussions, debates, and flame wars on LKML, Linus has unanimously NAKed Bahasa Sunda.
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Bahasa Sunda has been rejected by House of Lords with 68% Noes and 32% Ayes, so it isn't recommended for further readings on UK Parliament. |
'Bahasa Sunda (Bahasa Sunda: ᮘᮞᮔ ᮅᮛᮀ ᮞᮥᮔ᮪ᮓ (Basana Urang Sunda); Bahasa Jawa: ꦨꦺꦴꦱꦺꦴꦤꦼꦠꦶꦪꦁꦱꦸꦤ꧀ꦝꦺꦴ (Bhosone Tiyang Sundho); Bahasa Belanda: Soendaische Taal; Bahasa Jerman: Sundaitzsch Spraken; Bahasa Minangkabau: Basonyo Urang Sundo; Bahasa Betawi: Bahasanye Orang Sundak; Bahasa Italia: Lingua del Sundaica; Bahasa Inggris: Sundanese Common Language) adalah bahasanya urang Sunda minangka basa nu dipaké kurang leuwih ku 27,000,000 jalma di wewengkon kulon pulo Jawa, atawa 13,6% ti populasi Indonésia.
Parahiangan ngawengku sabagian badag Tatar Sunda, minangka dialék utama (basa lulugu) basa Sunda nu diajarkeun ti mimiti sakola dasar (SD) nepi ka sakola menengah pertama (SLTP), nu ayeuna diajarkeun ogé di SMA sanggeusna kaluar kaputusan ti Gubernur Jawa Kulon.
Conto Basa Sunda dina babasan:
- gede hulu
- hampang leungeun
- siga careuh bulan
- amis budi
- hejo tihang
- hejo cokor
- hampang birit
- ajak jawa
- amis daging
- bodo alewoh
- bodo katotoloyo
- atah anjang
- kandel kulit beungeut
- bengkok tikoro
- beurat birit
- carang takol
- ipis biwir
- deukeut deuleu
- leuleus awak
- panjang leungeun
- bodas ceuli
- tiis leungeun
- tuturut munding
- laer gado
- gurat batu
- agul ku payung butut
- monyet ngagugulung kalapa
- legok hangseur
- KEHED SIA !!!
- BLEGUK MANEH !!!
Tuhkan cuman disebutin aja gak diartiin pantes namanya juga tolololpedia isinya pun semaunya.
Sundanese-English (SuE or SunLish)[sunting]
Basa Sunda itu teh has an English special form of accent by which using Sundanese pronunciation such as: "help" proununced "heleup", "preserve" pronounced "prisereup", "evolve" pronounced "ipoleup", or "have" pronounced "hep". If you think English speaking and listening are difficult due to so-called speaking quickly based on BrE (British English accent) and AmE (American English accent), don't you realize that SuE (Sundanese English accent) is also difficult to figure out by bules? In this section, you may see some examples on Sunlish (SuE) as follows:
- I love you
BrE: Aylœf yəu
Ame: Eylæuf yu
SuE: Ay lap iyeu
- Betty bought a bit of bitter butter
BrE: Betti bautə bitəbittə battə
AmE: Beddi baudəbidə bidəwr baddəwr
SuE: Beti bougeuh ə bit op biteur bateur
- Mommy's fanny is gimba bullshit comes up from Yankee's pussy
BrE: Mamis fænis jimbəbulsyie' kahmzap frəm Yangkis pəzi
AmE: Mamis fænis jimbabulsyit kamzap fwrom Yankiz puzi
SuE: Mamis peni is jimbei bulsit kams ap prom yankis pusi
- I kind of don't believe that, let's get out of this fucking endz!!
BrE: Ay kayndə dœng bilivæ', lez getautəfiz fakkinenz!!
AmE: Ekaynda don bilivæt, lets gedaudadiz fakinenz!!
SuE: Ay kain op don bilip ded, lets get aut op dis pakin ens!!
- Quite frankly if he wasn't dead, I've had him expelled yeah
BrE: Quwæ'frænkli, ifiwazn deyd, ayf hædimixpeltcya AmE: Quwækfrengkli ifiwazən ded, ef hædimixpeld ye SuE: Quwaeut prengkli ip hi waseun ded, aip hed him ekspeleut iyeuh
Contoh Percakapan SuE[sunting]
Mr. Perkins (P)
Ms. Ani (A)
P: "Ani!"
A: "Iyes Mister Peurkins! What's wrong atuh?"
P: "Umm... well I've been to know you for while then umm... you know you're my personal secretary, we've... oh it's kinda hard to explain..."
A: "Go on atuh Mister! I'm mah listening"
P: "Alright so like obviously... I have a feeling to you, I think it's right moment to confess since we had sex for times..."
A: "Listen atuh Mister! I mah don't have feeling to you... you can have sex with me bcoz I'm your personal secretary you see, secretary is sex slavery ya?"
P: "Enteu... eh, nope! I want our relationship getting real lover... I wanna marry you"
A: "I'm sorry I'm afraid we're mah just sexual business management.. I don't think we can go on a marriage"
P: "Well Ani, what if you were pregnant?"
A: "Pardon?"
P: "I mean... what if your womb was filled by my jeez?"
A: "Yaaa... we get married atuh... you should take responsibility on it"
P: "Yes, that's exactly what I confess!! May I fill your pussy full of my semen honey?"
A: "Why not Kang? Mangga atuh!"
P: "Ohh my Anni... you're my slutty little bitch!!"
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