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Twitter is an internet product, with a large fan-base of "twits", who disperse information in very small text packets, known as tweets. It may be the saddest thing since bereavement, but there are literally thousands of people keeping their friends up to date with their every bowel movement. The users tell their "friends" everything.
Example: I walked on the beach.
The truth: Your friend doesn't NEED to know this.
Reason: Your friend doesn't care.

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Twitter-logo.png 23 Jan 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

Trying to find next version of #blogging. twitpic.com/gfdfg45g

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Twitter-logo.png 24 Jan 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

Tried making way to send individual people personalized blogs-- turns out it's called #email and nobody uses it anymore

Twitter-logo.png 25 Jan 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

Asked #forum for ideas... going to try blogs put on physical media.

Twitter-logo.png 26 Jan 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

Physical media already done called #mail like e-mail, but no e. Anyone have ideas?

Twitter-logo.png 27 Jan 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

Have to poop.

Twitter-logo.png 28 Jan 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

pooped.

50px 28 Jan 2020Tom Peepers @5741k3r

It's like a dream come true!
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Twitter-logo.png 29 Jan 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

Can't think of ideas. @Hernando keeps bugging me about the oven.twitpic.com/ae74gr5do

Twitter-logo.png 30 Jan 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

@StMarysPsychWard: @Hernando is so real, stop saying he's not, it makes him angry

Twitter-logo.png 31 Jan 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

Idea: worst thing about blogs is they come in big chunks. What if I want smooth #creamy blogging?

Twitter-logo.png 2 Feb 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

The #tentacles are starting to bother @Hernando and I.

Twitter-logo.png 3 Feb 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

Attempt one at creamy blogging failed. Warning: do not #butter your Ethernet port.

Twitter-logo.png 4 Feb 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle is visiting!

Twitter-logo.png 4 Feb 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle says I should break the blog into pieces to make it creamy. She also says we are all damned to the halls of a thousand eyes.

Twitter-logo.png 5 Feb 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

Never blinking always staring.

Twitter-logo.png 7 Feb 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

I need: more #goldfish flavored crackers

Twitter-logo.png 7 Feb 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

#Monitor broken trying to break up blog. crackercrackercrackercracker *zot* twitpic.com/ae8f0jo

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Twitter-logo.png 8 Feb 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

The relations between blogs and #SineWaves are FishCracker-sponential.

Twitter-logo.png 8 Feb 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

12 cups whiskey cream. Poured down #tentacles to satisfy @clamaxtyll.

Twitter-logo.png 11 Feb 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

Leagues closer to the key of eyes. Involves breaking blogs down BUT making them come faster. Like #bullets.

Twitter-logo.png 11 Feb 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

All hail @clamaxtyll! Thou who shan't submit to his feathery wrath shall be ended.

Twitter-logo.png 12 Feb 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

I broke the #code. I made blogs small, and you update them like every hour. twitpic.com/ae74576o

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Twitter-logo.png 13 Feb 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

The advantage with this new communications format is that it's not subject to #viruses, or #trojans.

Twitter-logo.png 14 Feb 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

rofl…omg i am laughing so hard at this picture of you my friend posted tinyurl.com/AsP15xY

Twitter-logo.png 14 Feb 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

I cant believe this but there are some real nasty things being said about you here tinyurl.com/AsP15x8

Twitter-logo.png 14 Feb 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

That's odd. I don't recall doing those last few messages. Maybe @Hernando is playing tricks on me again.

Twitter-logo.png 16 Feb 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

I just #twoted all over Twitter! Now i gotta clean the mess up.

Twitter-logo.png 16 Feb 2020Twitter (official) @twitter

Up-to-the minute status reports of my ascent as the chosen one of @clamaxtyll shall follow. twitpic.com/ae74f44do

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50px 01:08See also @morelinks

#twitbook #Facebook #myface #socialernetwork #defacebook #space @valleygurl @DJones @GeorgeP @McElroy @Examtime @Arkboi @Odysseus @OBLaden
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